A "VERY successful" businessman with a flipped startup under his belt seeks a "one-woman relationship" — not counting his wife, of course.

The downtown San Jose resident hasn't, uh, seeded her capital fund in twenty years. He stays with her for the kids, but for the last few years he's been sneaking out every week to meet a special someone.

Now that someone's gone, and a lucky lady can step in for a "discrete, honest" affair — presumably just honest in the moments they're not being discreet.

In the comments or e-mail, guess which successful software exec needs extramarital love. Read the ad before it's taken down.

Sexless marriage? [Craigslist, South Bay]

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