Scott McNealy made a few good jabs at his frenemy Microsoft. The Sun CEO's best gag was implying he wants to shoot Bill Gates in the face. Ha! Ha! Such friendly jests!

So even though Sun and Microsoft are partners, Scott McNealy still hates Bill Gates. For the record, here's where things stand:

McNealy hates Gates. (But he'll smile for Steve Ballmer.)
Oracle's Larry Ellison hates Gates more. If they get too close, Larry will actually chew on Bill's face like a rabid dog.
Gates hates Steve Jobs.
Jobs loves Intel's Paul Otellini, but he can't stop hurting him.
Larry Page and Sergey Brin love the whole world. Honest.

Tech Humor [SFGate]

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