After he rang up on AIM to brag about his monitors, AOL rising star Jason Calacanis (disclosure: he runs a former Gawker competitor) stuck around to ask for some publicity. So here, everybody pay attention to Jason! (Partial transcript edited to take the boring bits out.)

Jason Calacanis: i'll let you know when i need a favor
Valleywag: all right, corleone
Jason: like... mmm... say I was meeting with some high-profile VC or Google in SF
or something
make everyone think i'm going to google, etc
i'm not getting enough press anymore
Jason: say i'm talking about being the CEO of Fox Interactive or technorati or something
oh wait..i can just send you a hotmail and you'll say that
Valleywag: clever
Jason: worked the last three times

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