ConFonz, Valleywag's gonzo conference correspondent, brings one hella juicy item from E3:

Which Google founder belongs to the hyper-exclusive LA-based $1200-per-month party club? Need another hint? He took home a pleasant young stoner girl after a club event three weeks ago and quickly found that, despite her sweet demeanor and low-paying job, she's celibate.

Gee, is it the one who used Usenet to troubleshoot his humidifier, or the one who made a printer from Legos? File this under "I wish" — or e-mail Valleywag with evidence.

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