His hair can run, but it can't hide — the Sun CEO's ponytail precedes him in this celeb sighting.

I was at my kid's preschool teacher appreciation dinner tonight in San Francisco. I looked over and caught a glimpse of a man sporting a low-slung ponytail. I thought to myself, "Who the hell still wears their hair in a ponytail anymore?"

Yes, Jonathan Schwartz sends his kid to my child's school. All throughout the whole dinner my husband and I snickered to ourselves. I'm sure the other kids' parents think we are nutjobs.

Have you been blinded by the tail? Creeped out by a Marissa Mayer laugh as she bikes around Stanford? Spotted Bill Gates outside his Redmond [Medina — God, you people are on the ball] estate? Check out their outfit, see if they look tired or far too energetic, and ell tips@valleywag.com.

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