You know those endless pools at the Googleplex? (Actually, can someone take photos closer than from the glass-walled hallway above them? Pixplz at tips@valleywag.com kthxbai.) Maybe that sale convinced Endless Pools, this week's brave Valleywag sponsor, that rich geeks love swimming in one direction for hours. Yeah, I hear Napster's Sean Fanning totally got toned from swimming, dancing, and sex. (That is a lie.) Anyway, thanks, Endless Pools!

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