Hm. That sounds like a porno title.

Righto, waggers, see you all at tonight's Valleyschwag Hoedown tonight, where the inexplicably-cowboy-themed schwag-of-the-month club will reveal their new space-themed venture.

Should you be at this party? Yes. It's hosted by these fun people:

You still have time to drive up from the Valley and party at 365 Brannan, San Francisco. You don't want to get stuck partying remotely.

Valleyschwag Hoedown [Valleyschwag.com]
Video: The Schwag Lab [Jumpcut]

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