The star has gone, the glamour's worn thin, and Rocketboom's former vlog host is already fading from memory after her public fight with her producer Andrew Baron (scroll through this page for background). In celebration of Amanda Congdon's rapidly ticking 14th minute of her 15 minutes of fame, Valleywag presents "Don't You Vlog Me, Baby."

Drew:
You were working as an actress playing coat-check girls
When I met you
I placed an ad, put you at a desk, and spun you around
Got you into media (new)
Now two years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too

After the jump, sing along with the chorus. "Don't! you! vlog! me! oh!"

Chorus :
Don't, don't you vlog me?
You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't film with me
Don't, don't you vlog me?
You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
It's much too late to find
You think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don't you vlog me baby? Don't you vlog me oh
Don't you vlog me baby? Don't you vlog me oh

Amanda:
I was working as an actress playing coat-check girls
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better site
Either with or without you
The two years we have had have been such good times
I still love you — um, actually, I don't —
But now I think it's time I filmed my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do
(Chorus)
Don't you vlog me baby? Don't you vlog me oh
Don't you vlog me baby? Don't you vlog me oh

Joanne Colan: What the !@#$ are you two still going on about?

Photo by Eddie Codel

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