Texture Media is proud of its "award-winning interactive and marketing" — so interactive that the company can't figure out who to pitch to at a magazine.

"We would like to verify your appropriate PR contact for the submission of relevant press releases," Texture Media rep Jessica Estes wrote to one business magazine's "letters to the editor" e-mail address. "If you could also identify the contact for potential article submissions, that would be most appreciated." The full release is after the jump.

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> From: Jessica Estes
> Sent: Wednesday, July 26, 2006 1:59 PM
> To: [redacted]
> Subject: Please verify your PR submissions contact.
>
> Editor of [redacted]:
> I work for an interactive marketing agency in Boulder, Colorado. Our
> award-winning interactive and marketing is newsworthy in and of itself, and
> several members of our client roster—such as Fidelity—are appropriate to
> your magazine's content. We would like to verify your appropriate PR contact
> for the submission of relevant press releases. If you could also identify
> the contact for potential article submissions, that would be most
> appreciated.
>
> Thank you for your time!
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> Jessica Estes - [redacted]@texturemedia.com
> pr coordinator
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> [phone redacted] desk | [phone redacted] main
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> 1801 13th street | suite 130 | Boulder, CO 80302
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> www.texturemedia.com

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