Because everyone deserves a break, and because we've been so lax in answering some folks' requests for comment accounts, and because it looks like our comment invitation system finally works — today, everyone who asks for a comment account, gets one, no questions asked.

So shoot an e-mail to tips@valleywag.com with the subject "Gimme an invite!" and you'll get yours. Then use that account right away to share some dry wit on one of today's posts.

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