I asked, reader Jon Grubb had the idea, and tech-industry joker Theo DP executed this clever comment on the execs from Hewlett-Packard, makers of the HP digital camera with slimming features.

Slimming feature [HP.com]
Photos: The major players in the HP drama [CNET]
Coverage of Hewlett-Packard [Valleywag]

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