• Yes, Valleywag is alive today, just woke up late. Missed you too.
• At noon Pacific time, the best commenter on the Caption Sun CEO Jon Schwartz's Photo post will be awarded a copy of the book Stephanie's Ponytail. The worst commenter will get banned.
• Speaking of which, commenter Jeff Tidwell, you're banned for being boring. ejackson, you're banned for the link to your blog in every comment. Not because it's there, but because it's on Blogspot. Lame.

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