Valleywag readers, congrats on your your reactions to the NY Times photo of Sun's CEO gazing into space! Commenter wagsport, yours was just weird, so you get banned. The rest of you, seek therapy.

Commenter stucoates wins "best caption" with the line, "Someone please help me, I've got my ponytail caught in this rack!" Stu, e-mail tips@valleywag.com with your address to claim your prize, the book Stephanie's Ponytail.

If you see a photo begging for a caption, clip and send to (with a link to the source) tips@valleywag.com with the subject "Caption this."

Earlier: Caption Contest: What is Jon "Ponytail" Schwartz thinking?

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