A reader pinged me from Silicon Valley's major commuter train with the following story and sneaky camphone photos. Note the Microsoft bike jacket and Google bike socks, and you can just picture these guys yakking about their money.

I'm on the Caltrain right now overhearing a conversation between a Google PM (product manager) and a Microsoft PM - and I feel like I just woke up in a Valleywag nightmare.

"I'm really interested in seeing how quickly the money shows up in my bank account after I sell my shares."

"Did you use Fidelity?"

"Yeah, Fidelity."

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