Wanna know who's getting booted from Yahoo next week? Here are the definite losers and the could-be-gones, with some corporate buzz about their chances. If you have more, e-mail tips@valleywag.com.

Guaranteed

• Bill Demas, Senior Vice President & General Manager, Yahoo Publishing Network
• Will Johnson, VP & general manager of the Yahoo Publishing Network

One can hope

• Chief Technology Officer Farzad Nazem [already "not all there," knowwhatimean?]
• Chief Information Officer Lars Rabbe [if it's broke, he don't fix it]
• Senior VP of platform and product engineering Phu Hoang [what does this man do?]
• Chief Product Officer Ash Patel [doesn't get it]
• Senior VP of Connected Life Marco Boerries [the anti-Midas]
• Senior Product Manager for Yahoo Publisher Network Cody Simms [scenester here for the ride]
• Senior Product Manager in Corporate Development Ian Kennedy [here for another ride (maybe the tilt-a-whirl)]

One suspects is imminent

• Marc Davis, founder of Yahoo! Research Berkeley [tossed out months ago]

Likely? Hell Yeah

• CEO Terry Semel (pictured)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

• Whoever invited Deepak Chopra to visit Yahoo

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