The Riskmaster — the DFJ partner's first rock anthem to venture capitalism — was bad enough. But at the closing dinner tonight of the SVOD conference, the increasingly bizarre investor is going to subject innocent Russian entrepreneurs to a sequel. The full lyrics, from a spy, after the jump. I sincerely hope the visiting Russians know it is not, like, compulsory to sing along.

Google founder came from Russia
Parametric? Not from Prussia!
Genesis and PayPal too
SVOD and what is new?

With luck you'll become a Master!

From Soviet biology
Comes really cool technology
Software immunology
From Nukes we get ecology

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