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    Meth coffee

    By Betsy Schiff, 1:59 PM on Fri Jan 12 2007, 904 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    It may be a bad idea to code on heroin, but caffeine gets a four star review from one programmer. If that's the case, Meth Coffee may be just what the coder ordered. The San Francisco-based company promises its coffee will brighten "house chores and cut boredom like a goddamn razor." It's quite a promise considering it's just a plain bag of coffee with a little guarana thrown in there, but the name alone should sell the stimulant to sleepy programmers.

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