The standup comic, who signed a $50m deal with HBO and then disappeared, has shown up at the Chipotle on New Montgomery Street in San Francisco. In fact he's there right now, for lunch, according to one of Yelp's volunteer reviewers. So run! Why Chipotle of all places? It's close to the Punch Line Comedy Club, where the erratic 32-year-old is performing tonight — and, according to expert stoners, the burritos are decent.

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