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Owen Thomas,
11:32 AM on Tue Jul 10 2007,
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Okay, okay. We don't know if Microsoft cofounder and tech-investing dilettante
Paul Allen has actually moved into it. But the Dubai Luxury blog reports that he's
shelled out $12 million on a yellow submarine. A 40-foot-long yellow submarine. You're a Beatles fan, Paul; we get it. But Paulie, baby, want to know why your net worth is
only a third that of fellow Microsoftie
Bill Gates? Dumbass purchases like this.