Never have I been more disappointed in an online video than this one pointed out to me by John Paczkowski of AllThingsD, in which Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley from fire-breathing, '70s glam-rock band KISS are asked what they think of the "connected life." No, they don't scream in the Cisco rep's ears and tell online viewers to "LICK UP MY BROADBAND!" Instead, Simmons and Stanley act like the most compliant of Federated Media spokesbloggers and muse about how everything on the Internet is now available to us, thanks to the Internet, and gosh darn it, why aren't computer screens bigger?

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