Readers, you amaze us. And fascinate us. And very occasionally, disappoint us. Our corporate overlords, who are all afroth about search engine optimization these days, sent us a list of the top search terms people use to find posts on Valleywag. Photobucket, whose sale to MySpace we broke exclusively, ranks highly, as does Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, and Fake Steve Jobs. But "webcam sex"? "Lick it"? "Hot Asians"? Really, people. Behave yourselves. The full list, after the jump.

"Top search queries" are terms people search on, ranked by popularity; "top search query clicks" ranks the terms by the frequency with which people click on them:

Top search queries Average top position
1. photobucket 9
2. facebook 10
3. webcam sex 6
4. linked in 9
5. fake steve jobs 5
6. skyblog 7
7. lick it 5
8. red envelope 9
9. photbucket 4
10. lucky magazine 4
11. rotten com 8
12. soft porn 3
13. valleywag 1
14. ebaums 9
15. daily candy 6
16. embarrassing 3
17. mark zuckerberg 8
18. hot asians 8
19. thomas editor 8
20. "lick it" 4
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Top search query clicks Average top position
1. valleywag 1
2. anne wojcicki 3
3. nude beach 65
4. valley wag 2
5. fake steve jobs 5
6. rotten com 9
7. naked beach 11
8. soft porn 3
9. tony brummel 3
10. photobucket 9
11. aim icon 10
12. webcam sex 6
13. kevin rose 5
14. toogle 4
15. great wall of china 42
16. facebook sued 5
17. mark zuckerberg sued 3
18. megan mccarthy 4
19. sarah gore 4
20. facebook ipo

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