Alas, Mark Cuban. You soft-shoed your way into my heart — but not America's. Cuban has been booted off Dancing with the Stars. His crime? Letting his nerd flag fly, in high-waisted pants and black-framed glasses. Here's a recap of his brief dancing career:

• Mark Cuban's money shot
• Mark Cuban feels no pain
• Mark Cuban bores the bojangles out of us
• Mark Cuban geeks out

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