Forget acquiring Facebook or turning its search business over to Google. Yahoo knows the one move it needs to make to save itself: Sign Julia Allison! That's right, the notorious New York nobody and Star editor-at-large — captured in the video below writhing on a beach in a bathing suit — convinced Yahoo to rerun archived dating columns she wrote in college and later for the transit rag AM New York and for Time Out New York. What's next for Yahoo, massage ads in the back?

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