The most popular pages on Jason Calacanis's Mahalo search engine concern videogames, videogame cheats, and D-list female celebrities. Not that there's anything wrong with that. We just suspect that Mahalo's venture-capital backers had ambitions higher than catering to immature male geeks obsessed with beating two things: Halo and off. This is the search engine that would compete with Google on quality, worth some $40 million in venture backing — a prettier version of GameFAQs.com? After the jump, Calacanis's greatest hits:

The current top ten pages at Mahalo:

1. Halo 3 Skulls
2. Aliette Vazquez
3. How to Play Guitar for Newbies
4. Guitar Hero III Cheats
5. Guitar Hero 3 Song List
6. Halo 3 Armor
7. Vanessa Hudgens Pictures
8. Zoey Zane
9. Kane and Lynch Walkthrough

   That's six videogame pages, three pages featuring an attractive someone known only for being engaged to a race car driver, a nude Disney performer whose moment of fame peaked in September, and a deceased porn star. Oh, and one copycat how-to page that will allegedly teach you how to play guitar, which I hear is popular among teenage males when they aren't playing with videogames or themselves.

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