Last night, Steve Jobs attended a Product (Red) party with Bobby Shriver, the charitable venture's chairman, and Steve Jurvetson, the spotlight-hungry, Nazi-missile-loving venture capitalist. Jurvetson got a wall-of-fame shot with his new pals, and transcribed the following conversation:

Somehow we got on the topic of makeup for TV interviews...
Jobs: I have never worn makeup.
Shriver: Really?
Jobs: I don't give a s**t what I look like.
Shriver: But some people do.
Jurvetson: Yeah, like Schwarzenegger. Boy, does he layer it on. Have you ever seen him close up?
Shriver: [chortles] Have I ever seen him close up? I can't believe you asked me that.

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