"The funniest part of all this is ... not even a single sign-up!" — Famesource co-founders Allen Vartazarian and Anthony Zanontian, admitting maybe a little too much about their membership incentive program in Banglalore. As the pair complain at great and repeated length in the comments, Famesource's offer is fairly standard online marketing. So is their zero-percent success rate, and zero-percent retention of what it is they do.

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