• Satire

    More CES sanctions against Blakeley

    Star Wonkette commenter FlakJack listed additional punishments the Consumer Electronics Show people should mete out to Gizmodo's TV-remote prankster. Edited version:


    • No protective sleeve for press room coffee cup.
    • Photo credential only allows you to take pics of booth dudes, not babes.
    • Shocks from a designer Taser anytime you roll your eyes at a vendor's use of jargon.
    • Mandatory lunch with Scoble and Calacanis.

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