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Steve Ballmer's Microsoft pep talk — the 9-word version

By Owen Thomas, 2:01 PM on Fri Feb 1 2008, 758 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Excerpted from Silicon Alley Insider:
Full steam ahead! Full steam ahead! Full speed ahead!

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