• By Jordan Golson
    Feb 5, 2008 3:00 PM 2,237
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    Steve Jobs for President

    Pageviews show that our Ron Paul endorsement isn't working out. We're going with Plan B: iGovernment, by Steve Jobs. Go buy a "Steve Jobs for President" T-shirt and see why he gets our endorsement.

    • State of the Union address will need to be read on Engadget.
    • Taxes $200 higher for early filers.
    • Dialing any goverment phone number gets a recording, "Did you know that you can get many of your questions answered online at support.apple.gov?"
    • White House press briefings closed to everyone except Walt Mossberg.
    • American flag: Black, with one white star in the middle.
    • $6 trillion budget most expensive ever, but fits into a manila envelope.
    • Foreign policy: "Boom."


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