It's not as easy to find call girls on Craigslist once you get out of the Bay Area — even if you're as bold as this fellow. To hire a date to the 16bit party on Saturday, start looking today. Here's how to find her.

Local working ladies can be found on Eros-Guide Austin. The majority of escorts advertising on Eros are "independents" in the true sense of the word. She can come by your room at the Hilton at 2am if she's still up for it, rather than working a shift.

Agency girls, such as those employed by Aaliyah's Ladies, might be easier to hire on short notice. Plus they take credit cards.

Texas-centric escort discussion board ASPD has searchable reviews in which clients report on prices, positions offered, and unique talents.

The majority of Austin escorts book appointments by cell phone. If you have a few questions for her, be brief — you're not paying for her time yet. If you want her to barhop on Sixth Street with you a bit before an hour or two of marathon sex, just ask and she'll factor that into her fee. Likewise if you want her to pose for any party photos with you. Getting her to suck you off while wearing your Twitter shirt? Yeah, that's probably a go.

(Photo of Bo, available for outcall via Aaliyah's Ladies)

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