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According to YouTube data gathered by Waxy.org, only about 1 in 21,487 viewers rated "CANSEI DE SER SEXY Music is My Hot Hot Sex." Viewers of the other nine most popular videos rated them once every 590 views. Conclusion: Humans didn't watch "CANSEI DE SER SEXY Music is My Hot Hot Sex" 90 million times, computers did. Cheating has never made me feel better about my fellow man.

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