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Attention, New York Googlers: This cute Asian girl wants you to show her around the office. I don't get it either. Though, if anyone wants to take me on a tour, I promise not to get you fired. Probably.

Hi Googlers,

I'm interested in taking a tour at the Googleplex in New York on Monday, March 10th. Ideally, you'd show me around the offices and then we'd head to the cafeteria to watch Jacque Torres' demo.

I really love chocolate and Google and the thought of the two combining forces is just too amazing for me NOT to see. What's in it for you, you ask? Well, I could take you out for a drink after work! Or, we could become best friends and hang out all the time. Plus, isn't it enough that you'd be walking around Google with a cute Asian girl? :) But, I don't want to limit it to guys, if a girl would be nice enough to show me around, that would be great, too!

Thanks!