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Chadrick loves blasphemous gay Jesus

By Owen Thomas, 7:00 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008, 1,540 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Here's how Valleywag mascot Chadrick Baker spent his Easter. Usual caption contest rules reply, plus a special one: The headline must start by informing readers what Chadrick loves.

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