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From Houston, Texas comes the rhythm and rhyme of Moserious, the "Poetic Prophet" of Search Engine Optimization — AKA Chuck, a marketing specialist from SEO agency Pop Labs. Because even online marketing concepts like conversion closing make more sense in couplets over a catchy beat.

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