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Caption Contest
"My pageview rate is WHAT?"

By Jordan Golson, 7:00 PM on Tue Apr 1 2008, 800 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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(Photo of Taurus by Jason Calacanis. Gratuitous link to Mahalo by Paul Boutin.)

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