In our heads, our advertisers are all heroic entrepreneurs, growing their 5 o'clock shadows on megayachts as they invent rocket-armor suits. Indulge us our fantasies as we thank this week's advertisers:

AT&T, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toshiba Gaming, TiVo, Toyota, Unscrew America

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