Chinese Facebook clone Xiaonei claims 15 million unique visitors and $430 million in venture from backers like Japan's SoftBank. And while it sports Facebook's trademark white-and-blue, it's not our favorite foreign-language knockoff. That'd be Hainei.com, yet another Chinese imitator from Xiaonei creator Wang Xing. As our glorious leader said it best:

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Go check out the rest of Facebook's foreign knockoffs at Forbes.

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