We love our advertisers so, so much — why, if only someone would legalize it, we might have to make like Googler Orkut Buyukkokten and boyfriend Derek Holbrook and make plans to get hitched. Until advertiser-gossip blog love is legalized, we'll stay in the closet as we thank:

AT&T, Arkadium, Chevy Fuel Solutions, Kicker, MS Office Live Small Business, Symantec, Toyota

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