We love you advertiser guys, really we do. But there's one way we will not express our feelings: getting inked with your products. Otherwise permanent gratitude goes to this week's sponsors:

Chevy Fuel Solutions, Eve Online, HP TouchSmart, Mighty Leaf Tea, Novint, Sharp Aquos, Starwood Hotels

Want to make our heart go "tattoo"? Advertise on Valleywag.

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