By Melissa Gira Grant, 8:00 PM on Fri Jul 25 2008, 4,126 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Why is my friend who's going to the TechCrunch party at August Capital tonight telling me about the state of her area this late in the day on IM? No, she's not a working girl. Who would invite an escort to the TechCrunch party anyway? Any pro there tonight is a regular mistress of her sugar daddy, not a one-night engagement. There's just too much margin for Flickr'd error there. Our conversation:

barenakedlady: hey sorry
barenakedlady: was getting a wax
barenakedlady: for NO REASON
valleybadgirl: It's ok
barenakedlady: are you going to this tech crunch party
barenakedlady: will i see you in a few hrs
valleybadgirl: Yes?
barenakedlady: at this tech crunch thing
valleybadgirl: I'm so not going.
barenakedlady: ugh i wish i could see you
barenakedlady: i have a cute dress
barenakedlady: i just blew some money on looking good tonight
valleybadgirl: Aw, jealous.
barenakedlady: and i got a brazilian for NO reason
valleybadgirl: well, I would have, too!
barenakedlady: none.
valleybadgirl: Ha — you're hoping though!
barenakedlady: well, my hair grows slow