The Internet can agree on this much: John McCain's new running mate, former Miss Alaska runner-up Sarah Palin, sure is purty, as documented on freshly launched website VPILF.com. If you don't get what the "ILF" after "VP" stands for, go watch American Pie again. And only the most inbred of partisan donkeys would refuse to laugh at Palin's snappy response a week ago to a reporter who asked her if she'd be McCain's vice president: "What is it exactly that the VP does, every day?" If she keeps this up, she could do for the Republican Party what Bob Lutz did for Cadillac.

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