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    Condé Nast Is the Latest to Convert in Apple's Secret Tablet Faith

    Apple's Rejected, Prehistoric (i.e. 1990) Tablet Device

    'Impending' Apple Tablet Creates Uneasy Alliance Between Cupertino and the Press

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    Shhh! I'm reading about the keynote!

    The most telling photo from Gizmodo's live coverage at Apple's Cupertino product launch event today. I promise you this: If Apple PR ever goofs and lets Valleywag into a freaking Steve Jobs keynote, I'll keep my MacBook closed, turn off Twitter, and pay attention to The Man. Can you think of a better caption for this photo? Leave it in the comments. The best one will become the new headline. Yesterday's winner: WagCurious, for "You must be this tall to ride Alex Albrecht." (Photo by Gizmodo)


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