Valleywag's publisher, gay-owned Gawker Media, has yet to take a public stand on Proposition 8, California's proposed gay-marriage ban. But that's okay! Neither has Yahoo. But we're always in favor of man-on-man action — like the sweaty seat-wrestling that will come after Forbes.com merges with its print-magazine namesake. What other stories made us feel gay?

The Valley's least essential blowhards all boarded the same jet for a Hawaiian vacation, courtesy of their investors, at VC David Hornik's faux conference, The Lobby. Yahoos buzzed about layoffs (while Valleywag lurked in the airwaves). Google boss Eric Schmidt, aka America's CTO, may have gotten his own fighter jet — while some Googlers went hungry. (Photo of Justin Rudd and Rosie via HauteDogs)

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