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Fright Masks
Steve Jobs, ailing Apple CEO

By Owen Thomas, 9:00 PM on Thu Oct 30 2008, 2,431 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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How to wear it: Black mock turtleneck, blue jeans, and an iPhone.

How to scare them: Find an Apple shareholder. Clutch your stomach and groan.

Next: Kara Swisher, obnoxious AllThingsD blogger

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