Statistically, your vote is a joke. Why bother? Because you get to skip out of work, that's why. Owen already gave a backhanded endorsement for a No on 8 vote, so I figure I get to do one, too: If you're a San Francisco voter, Melissa Gira Grant and I want you to vote Yes on K. Trust us, it's good for the escorts. Everybody wins, except a few cops who are getting it for free right now.

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