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    With my $1 salary, I'll be getting a tax cut!

    By Owen Thomas, 7:00 PM on Tue Nov 4 2008, 1,244 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    Even before Google CEO Eric Schmidt officially endorsed Barack Obama, he was cozying up to the Democratic candidate. Take this interview in May, for example. What was Schmidt really thinking when this photograph was taken? Suggest a caption in the comments. The best one will become the post's new headline. Yesterday's winner: its_a_feature, for "Zack and Mari make a porno."

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