Looking for a bargain? Head on down to the McCain-Palin closeout shop in Alexandria, Virginia, where the headquarters of the failed presidential bid is moving used merchandise — laptops, flat-screen TVs, even couches. Everything must go! The list:

• A Dell Latitude D620 laptop for $417.00.
• A Dell Latitude D820 laptop for $570.00.
• Brother multifunction printer for $189.00.
• RIM Blackberry 8700c for $30.00.
• Folding chairs for $3.60 each.
• A 55-cup steel coffee urn for $77.00.
• A power strip for $1.
• Ethernet cables for $1 a pound.

Move quickly, though — Andrew Freeman, a McCain campaign staffer, told the Washington Post "the sale will be over soon." Target mission coffee table, only $60!

(Photoillustration by Richard Blakeley)

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