Gawker

Profile logout login
<em>The Jay Leno Show</em>: 2009-2010

The Jay Leno Show: 2009-2010 #andnowitsdead #latenightwars

Cut Out Our Hearts with Your Valentine's Day Horror Stories

Cut Out Our Hearts with Your Valentine's Day Horror Stories #valentinesdayofhor #valentinesday

This Goldman House: Bonus Season Means It's Time to Add a New Floor to Your Townhouse

This Goldman House: Bonus Season Means It's Time to Add a New Floor to Your Townhouse #goldmanproject #goldmansachs

The Lonely Faces of Five Minutes on Chat Roulette

The Lonely Faces of Five Minutes on Chat Roulette #gallery #chatroulette

The Stripper Party Pics the Google Elite Didn't Want You to See

The Stripper Party Pics the Google Elite Didn't Want You to See #geeksgonewild #orkutbuyukkokten

How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Fake Trend Story

How to Destroy a Perfectly Good Fake Trend Story #trendwatch #journalismism

<em>Kell on Earth</em>: For Whom the Kell Tolls

Kell on Earth: For Whom the Kell Tolls #recaps #kellonearth

Gawker

FAQ. Include # before tag:
#tips, #stalker, #crosstalk, #internalmemos, etc.

San Francisco, 1:10 AM
Wed Feb 10
55 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:
| AIM

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

Contributing Editor:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Valleywag elsewhere on the Web:
Twitter | Facebook

Valleywags Emeriti:
Nick Denton
Nick Douglas
Owen Thomas

SUBSCRIBE TO GAWKER RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers


Please confirm your birth date:

Please enter a valid date
Please enter your full birth year
This content is restricted.

Marissa Mayer, the 21st Century's Pointy-Haired Boss

"Scarcity brings clarity," says Marissa Mayer, the blonde cyborg who runs Google's search engine, in a BusinessWeek interview. She makes fun of Dilbert-style managers — but in reality, she shows how she's turned into one.

Mayer, a striking Midwestern blonde with a nerdy laugh, was employee No. 20 at Google, and she eagerly grabbed authority as she rose from engineer to director to vice president. (Google is stingy with titles, so an executive slot there is vastly harder to get than at, say, a bank, where even a branch manager can be a VP.)

But what, exactly, does she do? She works long hours, she tells interviewers. But it's not clear what she spends her time on. Spreadsheets of cupcake recipes? Employees report that she's famous for not preparing for meetings, making spur-of-the-moment decisions on products based on five-minute presentations.

And how does she make her decisions? Based on the "user experience," which pretty much means whatever Mayer thinks is right. Oh, sure, she goes through mounds of data — but anyone who's worked with spreadsheets knows there's always a way to make the numbers say what you want them to say.

Sadly, Google has become the icon of businesspeople everywhere, even as its brand fades with consumers. They see the billions of profits its search-advertising monopoly generates, and figure executives like Mayer must be smart rather than lucky.

So get ready to hear "scarcity brings clarity" when your budget is cut, and "user experience" cited as the reason when your project is cancelled. From your boss's mouth, they'll be insincere canards, repeated rotely as the buzzwords of the moment. But were they that freighted with meaning when Mayer first said them?


Contact information for this author is not available.


Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... | Other discussions | Show all discussions | Show featured discussions only | Expand all threads Collapse all threads
Start a new discussion
By Owen Thomas
Dec 19, 2008 03:00 PM 20,654 36
Edit » Set to Draft » Invite » Syndicate »

Syndicate this post


Site:
Mode:

sending request
cancel
more about #marissamayer
Google's Chief of Fabulous Opens a Disco — In His Penthouse
Google Princess Opens Up to Vogue on Her Fairy Tale Wedding
What We Know (So Far) about Google's Royal Wedding
read more: #google, #marissamayer, #dilbert, #gawker, #valleywag
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



Send An Invitation

To invite commenters to this page, paste in a list of comma-separated email addresses, and then select send invites.

Please enter at least one email address.
Please use valid email addresses.
Please use unique email addresses.
Please enter fewer addresses.
requesting invites

Send a link

Send a link to this post 'Marissa Mayer, the 21st Century's Pointy-Haired Boss' via email:

Please enter your name.
Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your recipient's email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your message.
Sending message