David "Shingy" Shing, the Digital Prophet of an empire built on people who never cancelled their AOL subscriptions, is a sought after speaker. He has preached the gospel of gibberish on live TV and even atop a wrecking ball. Today, he thunkfluenced "The Table" at Young & Rubicam.

"The Table" isn't so much a venue as it is a table. In the advertising agency's cafeteria? To match the casual vibes, Shingy dressed for a breakdance battle on MTV and smushed his signature coiffure into a chill topknot. Turn down for brands.

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