Brit Morin, technologist and "the" "Martha" "Stewart" "of" "Silicon" "Valley," baked a cake to celebrate the birthday of the internet. Except the internet is almost half a century old, not 25, and it wasn't its birthday. Oh, no!

Correcting most people when they mix up the World Wide Web (which turns 25 this week) and the internet (the physical infrastructure that dates back to the 60s) would be icky nerd pedantry. But most people weren't given $6 million dollars last year to build a technology company.